About the Skeleton...

Did you know why the Skeleton didn't go to the party?

It didn't have anyBody to go with

is this one of those jokes that are so lacking of any fun, they are funny again?

If yes, it didnt work out, I couldnt laugh, not even if I tried really hard.

A good representative of the category lame jokes, that are so lame that they are good again.
Funny? No, but still casts a smile on one's face

ah, damnit, i've read a really good skeleton joke quite some time ago... but heck, i cant remember...
+suspect

A lady wrote to an advice column in a newspaper: “I have been engaged to a man for some time, but just before the wedding, I find he has a wooden leg. Do you think I should break it off?”

In first grade, who has the most mature body?
the blonde?
the redhair?
or the Brown haired?

Spoiler:

A random quote wrote:
* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
he shot his girlfriend?

Quote from AuraRose wrote:
rimini: Plz buff me
Lisianthus: If you say "Plz" because its shorter than "please" I say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

Dunno if I've told this before.
"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, Set the man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

Lisianthus: If you say "Plz" because its shorter than "please" I say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

thats gonna be the quote of the month!

A phone call to the hospital. "It hurts everywhere I put my finger"
After a pretty long discussion they didn't know what caused it.
then the doctor asked "Are you a blonde?"
"yes" she answered "then you have broken your finger" the doctor replied.

Kukident wrote:is this one of those jokes that are so lacking of any fun, they are funny again?

If yes, it didnt work out, I couldnt laugh, not even if I tried really hard.

No, it is a word puzzle. Maybe to advanced for you people.

I guess its too* advanced

DOUBBLEPOST! xD

Some nerdjokes (Mean that you probably wont get them)

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't."

A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's navigation and communications equipment. Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to get back to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building with lights on and flew toward it, the pilot had the passenger draw a handwritten sign reading "WHERE AM I?" and hold it up for the building's occupants to see.
People in the building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the passenger asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.
The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the Microsoft support building, they gave me a technically correct but entirely useless answer."

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

Linux is user friendly. Its just picky about who its friends are.

Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A. Pumpkin pi.

Lisianthus wrote:DOUBLEPOST!

A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's navigation and communications equipment. Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to get back to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building with lights on and flew toward it, the pilot had the passenger draw a handwritten sign reading "WHERE AM I?" and hold it up for the building's occupants to see.
People in the building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the passenger asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.
The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the Microsoft support building, they gave me a technically correct but entirely useless answer."

Little Willy, full of glee,
Put radium in Grandma's tea.
Now he thinks it's quite a lark
To see her shining in the dark.

If you don't laugh at this one you have problems

lol, brilliant ones, Lis. thanks for sharing, man!

dude, that maki thing is just hilarious. damn i saw a quite similar one... ill try to find it ^^

(lol @ the binary joke )

Two atoms are walking down the street, one says to the other 'I've lost
an electron!' and the other atom replies, 'Are you sure?' The first
atom says 'I'm positive!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the
ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of
the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The
driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell
him off –go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you"