Joke Coke Jokeroom

Welcome to the Joke Coke Jokeroom!
Feel free to joke around!
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Kyle wrote:Ok! This is FOR the game!

Ike wrote:mumbles about not kicking baby

Kyle wrote:KICK THE BABY!!!!

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=) This topic might've been a goood idea...
Joke updated daily(if im on my computer or on my mom's laptop..)

Wtf? O_O is that supposed to be funny?
this one is much funnier.

there was once a farmer who had hard to see the
diffrence betwen his two horses,
so he cut of the mane on one of them so
he could see the diffrence, but the mane grew back, then he cut of the
tail on one of the horses. but it grew back too, then one day he saw
that the white hores was a little bigger than the black horse!

LMAO! Im not that good at jokes. Lemme see again.
Joke
once upon a time, there was a little girl.
she had no friends, no home, and no family.
but one day.... she found a strange banana and ate it.
soon she got magical monkey powers...
she hated everyone who wouldn't take her..
she started to destroy the town and the townsfolk...
then she said " WHAT NOW! YOU JUST GOT SERVEDZ!"
then she farted.
spirits laughed at her.
I laughed at her.
she started chasing me. even though she was the size of a shrimp, she caught up to me. my legs are like megkas. and......... she said a wierd monkay spell.. "OOH OOH AAH AHH EEEH OOH AHH AHE OHH OOH AAHHOHH EHH EHH OOH AAH" then what happened next is...(its ganna be cool!)......

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You have to POST to see what happened =)

O_o ehmm, okay???

JOKE
One day a woman was listening to radio and she heard that
there was a car driving on the wrong side of the road. so she called her husband who she know was driving that way and said:
-there are a car witch is driving on the wrong side of the road,
then he said:- they must have got it wrong, there are hundreds o cars driving on the wrong side of the road. =)

Heh, ok here is one of my own.

What does toilets nad women have in common?
They are either busy or full of crap.

lol nice one paradox

rofl, weird jokes... here is may contribution:

Two Newbies got a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I lost my finger!"

"OMG" says Mick. "how did you do it?"

"I just touched this big spinning thing here... Noooo! There goes another one!"

;)

nice one sunny

LOLZ u r mad guys hehe

-- edit(Sunny) --

nah, muha that was too macabre... really...

hey sath welcome back..... where have you been mate

Sunny......

CENSORSHIP

forget there are not all above 18 years old....correct to delete

Wha all germans will die because everything gets censored....

I will look for another country to live there later...(I hate Germany -.-)

ok i'll try one:


Doctor: "I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but this is your last day to live.

Cancer patient: "Then I'll ask my friends to come here for a final party. We'll have a gourmet dinner, champagne and dancing girls! We'll party 'till dawn. Come and join us doc."

Doctor: "That's easy for you to say. You don't have to get up in the morning."

I think i got another one.
Why do women feel so pleasured when sitting on the toilet?
Because the women is having [Censored] with the toilet.