Worst grammar ever...

Sew liek guiz, thawt ey'd messg to tawll yew ppls wot a bunch of tawtal spacewazzztteeng kuntzz yew r. In sharttt, i h8 urrr gutzz and wish only teh m0stt panefawl of deths apon joo.



Edit: Could someone translate this from retard language into english?

made sense to me

Sew liek guiz, thawt ey'd messg to tawll yew ppls wot a bunch of tawtal spacewazzztteeng kuntzz yew r. In sharttt, i h8 urrr gutzz and wish only teh m0stt panefawl of deths apon joo.

So like guys, Thought I would message to all you people what a bunch of total space-wasting cunts you are. In short, I hate you guys and wish only the most painful of deaths upon you.

Really now. Not that bad grammar. Just some nice way of spellings things I approve of that spellin'.

Woo, thumbs up for well-mannered responses. lol

brainless?

meh liek taht

Lisianthus wrote:Sew liek guiz, thawt ey'd messg to tawll yew ppls wot a bunch of tawtal spacewazzztteeng kuntzz yew r. In sharttt, i h8 urrr gutzz and wish only teh m0stt panefawl of deths apon joo.

So like guys, Thought I would message to all you people what a bunch of total space-wasting cunts you are. In short, I hate you guys and wish only the most painful of deaths upon you.

Really now. Not that bad grammar. Just some nice way of spellings things I approve of that spellin'.

Wait what? Isn't that Orkish? Ima stomp dat humies!

might be sort of ancient zerglish dialect or something

I can't understand why some people actually write like that... Doesn't it take unnecessary effort and time to translate the words you want to say (English) into that kind of madlib (Bork Bork Bork)?

But I guess this guy wasn't the worst one... at least his spelling made somewhat sense if you read it phonetically and distorted the sound a bit, like if you tried to speak right after sustaining 2nd degree burn in your mouth. Where did you get this nubcake? Was he talking to you?

I was talking to anyone who'd bother to read my posts. But, please, it's not to be taken offensively (unless your name happens to be HorstRabe). I posted this and the majority of my other installments out of mere boredom.

Though it's true, it would be much easier to express myself using proper grammar. But I feel that my infinite wisdom gives me a heightened sense of coherence. Allowing me to place myself on a pedestal, far above the commoners. Whereat I'm allowed to spout randomness out of my asshole and preach to the people of the Earth.

When you think about it, anything can be considered an unnecessary effort. Living, breathing, or even writing responses to No matter the amount of responsibility incorporated. You can be president or prime minister, governing the masses, and I could simply say "You have been deemed unnecessary." The whole world might laugh in my face, but I would remain steadfast.

Let the ohpeenyawns klash and the tirades begin.

(Oh, almost forgot, if anyone still doesn't know what I said previously, try sounding the words out? I suppose you have to master English before you can mock it. Another thing, I hope everyone can reply to this in good spirits. It would make the experience all the more enjoyable.)

grow up, kid!

if you change your way of living and being to a more polite way, you will maybe get the attention that you want. I know, we all want to be loved

Haha, based on the information the forum gives, I appear to be older than you. As for the way I live my life and my "apparent" dismissal of proper etiquette, I'll let your opinion wander. But when it comes to attention, that comes and goes. No matter if you exert yourself to gain it or it simply comes naturally. Though, I'll admit, it was my intent for people to submit responses to the thread. That much is rather obvious, is not?

The thing is, attention's always going to find a way into your life. Whether you want it there or not. Whether it's the embarrassing sort of attention, or the "Hey, I achieved something today and everyone noticed it" sort.

Do not let my responses fool you, I respect your submissions in their entirety. Your attempts to unnerve me are rather amusing. That said, I welcome the attention you give me.


*until next time*

NubCake You aren't getting the forum to bow down to you. If you continue to try I will have no choice but to take that thing you call a soul. Sure you don't think you will need it now, Because you arent using it but you will....

Bow, kneel or grovel at my feet, that decision is for you to make. All I ask is that you give me a sign of your submission. Once you've wallowed in defeat for an extent I'll consume your physical body and we can forever live on as a single entity.

What a fanciful idea.

you can say w/e you want nubcake, I don't really care. But I don't bow to people or submit myself

No, Gimli, that's not your job. Don't you know? You have been employed by the castle as one of the court jesters. Though you're one of my subordinates, I will not ask for you to bow.

Maybe an exotic dance and a glass of lemonade will suffice?