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DotD in Soviet Russia...

on Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:53
In Soviet Russia, s3rious is you!

In Soviet Russia, people listen to you!

In Soviet Russia, armor protects you!

In Soviet Russia, code saves you!

In Soviet Russia, ammunition boxes find you!

In Soviet Russia, the first to find your primary weapon is you!

In Soviet Russia, officers medevac you!

In Soviet Russia, red is you!

In Soviet Russia, everybody cares about you!

In Soviet Russia, the first to be healed is you!

In Soviet Russia, fatties kill you!
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Re: DotD in Soviet Russia...

on Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:13
lol.. few things..

you would protect armor, it wouldnt protect you and you would medevac officer Smile
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Re: DotD in Soviet Russia...

on Mon 10 Aug 2009, 21:35
Gosh. If these things really could come true I'd like it. But Communism failed for a reason.
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Re: DotD in Soviet Russia...

on Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:42
Death_X_Magi wrote:Gosh. If these things really could come true I'd like it. But Communism failed for a reason.
cuz people checked your quotes and said: in soviet russia, the commnity works for you!
therefore, i don'T need to frikking work myself! screw work, i got a community working for me!

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Re: DotD in Soviet Russia...

on Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:23
This was a great thread. So good that I even considered to lock it. But I guess some other officer gets the honor to do so.

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Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. ~Winston Churchill

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Re: DotD in Soviet Russia...

on Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:49
In Soviet Russia, forum locks you!

That being said..

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Anime is a prime example of why two nukes just weren't enough
Way to go, America!
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Re: DotD in Soviet Russia...

on Tue 11 Aug 2009, 00:46
In Soviet Russia DOTD plays you

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the_underhand: I went to a beauty contest
the_underhand: bikini 2009
the_underhand: miss bikini
the_underhand: and won
[Bnet 3:13 pm 10/9/2009]
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Re: DotD in Soviet Russia...

on Tue 11 Aug 2009, 01:22
I think this thread will not bring us anywhere, so I lock it until someone gives me a good reason to open it again.

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You know, zombies can be stopped with axe blows to the head, chainsaw attacks to the neck, shotgun blasts to the face, and stakes driven through their chests.
The interesting thing is that all of these methods work on normal people, so there`s no need to learn a new set of skills.
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Re: DotD in Soviet Russia...

on Tue 11 Aug 2009, 08:07
Hmmm you know what.. givin that this topic is in the Tavern.. I'm going to unlock it and allow people to post "In Soviet Russia" jokes all they want.. as the message Sath sent me said.. allow people to start these types of threads and just roll with it xD

So the only one i can think of .. from family guy..

"In Soviet Russia.. Road Forks You!"
"oh my god thats starting to get on my nerves"
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Re: DotD in Soviet Russia...

on Tue 11 Aug 2009, 09:29
In Soviet Russia, games host you!

In Soviet Russia, level 3 primary weapons can't find you!

In Soviet Russia, ranks level you!

In Soviet Russia, blackies can hit you!

In Soviet Russia, flare guns fire you!

In Soviet Russia, plants spawn far from you!

In Soviet Russia, NPCs don't block you!
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Re: DotD in Soviet Russia...

on Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:34
In Soviet Russia, Boring threads are funny.

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Re: DotD in Soviet Russia...

on Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:27
Lisianthus wrote:In Soviet Russia, Boring threads are funny.

Either:

A- You don't get "Soviet Russia" jokes
B- You fail at making them


I guess it's a fail either way...
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