DotD in Soviet Russia...

In Soviet Russia, s3rious is you!

In Soviet Russia, people listen to you!

In Soviet Russia, armor protects you!

In Soviet Russia, code saves you!

In Soviet Russia, ammunition boxes find you!

In Soviet Russia, the first to find your primary weapon is you!

In Soviet Russia, officers medevac you!

In Soviet Russia, red is you!

In Soviet Russia, everybody cares about you!

In Soviet Russia, the first to be healed is you!

In Soviet Russia, fatties kill you!

lol.. few things..

you would protect armor, it wouldnt protect you and you would medevac officer

Gosh. If these things really could come true I'd like it. But Communism failed for a reason.

Death_X_Magi wrote:Gosh. If these things really could come true I'd like it. But Communism failed for a reason.

cuz people checked your quotes and said: in soviet russia, the commnity works for you!
therefore, i don'T need to frikking work myself! screw work, i got a community working for me!

This was a great thread. So good that I even considered to lock it. But I guess some other officer gets the honor to do so.

In Soviet Russia, forum locks you!

That being said..

In Soviet Russia DOTD plays you

I think this thread will not bring us anywhere, so I lock it until someone gives me a good reason to open it again.

Hmmm you know what.. givin that this topic is in the Tavern.. I'm going to unlock it and allow people to post "In Soviet Russia" jokes all they want.. as the message Sath sent me said.. allow people to start these types of threads and just roll with it xD

So the only one i can think of .. from family guy..

"In Soviet Russia.. Road Forks You!"
"oh my god thats starting to get on my nerves"

In Soviet Russia, games host you!

In Soviet Russia, level 3 primary weapons can't find you!

In Soviet Russia, ranks level you!

In Soviet Russia, blackies can hit you!

In Soviet Russia, flare guns fire you!

In Soviet Russia, plants spawn far from you!

In Soviet Russia, NPCs don't block you!

In Soviet Russia, Boring threads are funny.

Lisianthus wrote:In Soviet Russia, Boring threads are funny.

Either:

A- You don't get "Soviet Russia" jokes
B- You fail at making them


I guess it's a fail either way...