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Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:39
Welcome to the Joke Coke Jokeroom!
Feel free to joke around!
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Kyle wrote:Ok! This is FOR the game!
Ike wrote:mumbles about not kicking baby
Kyle wrote:KICK THE BABY!!!!
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=) This topic might've been a goood idea...
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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Sun 18 Feb 2007, 13:52
Wtf? O_O is that supposed to be funny?
this one is much funnier.

there was once a farmer who had hard to see the
diffrence betwen his two horses,
so he cut of the mane on one of them so
he could see the diffrence, but the mane grew back, then he cut of the
tail on one of the horses. but it grew back too, then one day he saw
that the white hores was a little bigger than the black horse!

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Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. ~Winston Churchill

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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Sun 18 Feb 2007, 19:44
LMAO! Im not that good at jokes. Lemme see again.
Joke
once upon a time, there was a little girl.
she had no friends, no home, and no family.
but one day.... she found a strange banana and ate it.
soon she got magical monkey powers...
she hated everyone who wouldn't take her..
she started to destroy the town and the townsfolk...
then she said " WHAT NOW! YOU JUST GOT SERVEDZ!"
then she farted.
spirits laughed at her.
I laughed at her.
she started chasing me. even though she was the size of a shrimp, she caught up to me. my legs are like megkas. and......... she said a wierd monkay spell.. "OOH OOH AAH AHH EEEH OOH AHH AHE OHH OOH AAHHOHH EHH EHH OOH AAH" then what happened next is...(its ganna be cool!)......

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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Tue 20 Feb 2007, 17:08
O_o ehmm, okay???

JOKE
One day a woman was listening to radio and she heard that
there was a car driving on the wrong side of the road. so she called her husband who she know was driving that way and said:
-there are a car witch is driving on the wrong side of the road,
then he said:- they must have got it wrong, there are hundreds o cars driving on the wrong side of the road. =)

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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Wed 21 Feb 2007, 10:59
Heh, ok here is one of my own.

What does toilets nad women have in common?
They are either busy or full of crap.

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His quiet words fade into the night's chill, yet they burn into his readers' minds with all the power of a thousand suns.

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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Wed 21 Feb 2007, 11:49
lol nice one paradox
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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:45
rofl, weird jokes... here is may contribution:


Two Newbies got a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I lost my finger!"

"OMG" says Mick. "how did you do it?"

"I just touched this big spinning thing here... Noooo! There goes another one!"

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"Sir, we are surrounded!". "Excellent, then we can attack in any direction."
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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:28
nice one sunny
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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:13
LOLZ u r mad guys hehe

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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:43
-- edit(Sunny) --

nah, muha that was too macabre... really...

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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:00
hey sath welcome back..... where have you been mate
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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:46
Sunny......

CENSORSHIP Thumb down Evil or Very Mad
Muhahahahaaa
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on Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:36
forget there are not all above 18 years old....correct to delete
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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:45
Wha all germans will die because everything gets censored....

I will look for another country to live there later...(I hate Germany -.-)

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You know, zombies can be stopped with axe blows to the head, chainsaw attacks to the neck, shotgun blasts to the face, and stakes driven through their chests.
The interesting thing is that all of these methods work on normal people, so there`s no need to learn a new set of skills.
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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:55
ok i'll try one:


Doctor: "I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but this is your last day to live.

Cancer patient: "Then I'll ask my friends to come here for a final party. We'll have a gourmet dinner, champagne and dancing girls! We'll party 'till dawn. Come and join us doc."

Doctor: "That's easy for you to say. You don't have to get up in the morning."

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You know, zombies can be stopped with axe blows to the head, chainsaw attacks to the neck, shotgun blasts to the face, and stakes driven through their chests.
The interesting thing is that all of these methods work on normal people, so there`s no need to learn a new set of skills.
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Re: Joke Coke Jokeroom

on Thu 22 Feb 2007, 05:24
I think i got another one.
Why do women feel so pleasured when sitting on the toilet?
Because the women is having [Censored] with the toilet.
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